Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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