i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
It's just like the Real World with babies
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
