I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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