If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
ttyl tear gas
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
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