dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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