I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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