Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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