He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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