Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Randomize