belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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