so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
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