I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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