So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
