You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Randomize
