Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
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