im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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