Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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