Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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