I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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