no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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