He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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