Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Come on in and take your pants off
Randomize
