escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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