That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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