I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
the liver wants what the liver wants
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Two words: blizzard sex
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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