hotel room ftw
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
He felt like a one man threesome
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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