The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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