Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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