Do vagina's smell?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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