whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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