don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
a search helicopter?!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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