Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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