i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
You left your phone here
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