who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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