ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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