You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
