somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Green mimosas i think yes
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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