didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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