So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
so much tequila, so little girl.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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