I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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