Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
