Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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