This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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