whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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