Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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