You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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