when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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