Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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