We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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