Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
So much rum. So many feels.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
