It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Semen is not good for contacts.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I don't deserve a penis
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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