yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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