omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
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