Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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