New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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