So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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